JOH the Bachelor

sorth route

Drayton vs. Vince: Drayton - prettier
Kankles vs. Candy: Kankles - the legs
Phil vs. PVO: Phil - obvious reasons
Chuck vs. Gantimal: Gantimal - draw
Comet vs. Campo: Campo - the hair
Tom vs. Zeebala: Tom - better pillow talk
Klocke vs. Curphy: Klocke - Iron Man!
D. Brown vs. JB: JB - ?

Kankles vs. Drayton: Drayton - flaming metrosexual
Phil vs. Gantimal: Phil - duh.
Campo vs. Tom: Campo - close
Klocke vs. JB: Klocke - Ioweagan

Drayton vs. Phil: Phil - the champ
Campo vs. Klocke: Campo - still gotta love that hair

Campo vs. Phil: Phil - total cutie pie

north route finals

Kimbo Slice vs. Frat Mason: Mason - stud muffin

Mason vs. Phil B.

And, the winner is...Mason...upon further review Mason is disqualified for random acts of scandalousness...2nd Lt. PHIL!!